#199 (0) [X]

Istagi: Nic Cage is kilda like Mc Donalds. you can go any Mc Donalds in the country and get exactly the same food. if you go to the Nic Cage movie you know what you are gonna get.....

#198 (0) [X]

Jim_A: This is John Cleese speaking. Jim would like you to know, for the record, that he is lodging a complaint that no one is cooperating with his Trek train.
Jim_A: Cleese here, again. Jim is now evidencing a strange twitch, as a direct result of no one cooperating with his Trek train.
Redjack_Ryan: Christopher Walken here. I just came BY. To pass along word from Redjack RYAN. That making. A TRAIN is much Easier.
Redjack_Ryan: When the QUEUE is near 1hr
Redjack_Ryan: Frankenstein never scared me
Redjack_Ryan: Marsupials do
Redjack_Ryan: 'cause they're fast!
Redjack_Ryan: *Christopher Walken leaves the room*

#197 (0) [X]

elmer856: JBARTA!!!!!! HAPPY B-DAY!!!
jbarta: Big eek
Johnny_Cage: *makes a wish*
jbarta: Embarrassed
jbarta: Daaaaawwwwww Thanx Elmer...Shy
NessySheep: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JB !!! Cheers!
SIN55: Cheers!
elmer856: Cheers!
jbarta: Nessy!
jbarta: *opens nessy's gift* Awwwe... A nice wool Sweater! Ewe shouldn't have!
jbarta: Wink
SIN55: I got you a label maker!
jbarta: *hands Sin "the bucket"*
SIN55: ...
jbarta: Sweet! now I can go labeling people!
SIN55: jbarta, I know actors love to be labeled, I'd start there!
jbarta: LaughingI need a typewriter for them... the love to be type-cast
Istagi: OOOO what lable do I get? "Mostly Harmless?"
jbarta: *prints up a special "Patient, Kind and understanding" Label for Istagi*
NessySheep: what's my lable ?
SIN55: *Made in heaven* Nessy
SIN55: Wink
jbarta: *prints up "Air Dry Only" label for Nessy*
SIN55: *gets cocktail thrown in face*
jbarta: LaughingSin...
NessySheep: Shy sin
NessySheep: Laughing jb Big razz
jbarta: *prints up "Pepe Le Pew" label for Sin*
jbarta: Laughing
BrewersGuy: Should I ask to find out what my label is?
Istagi: I OBJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jbarta: hmm...
elmer856: Brew, you are "too cool for school"
Istagi: you can't lable me that!
NessySheep: brew - "mooooon-atic"
SIN55: Laughing
jbarta: *prints up "Warning, Objectionable Content label for Istagi*
Istagi: LOve the cowbell in this
BrewersGuy: Cool I knew it
Istagi: there we go jbarta, that fits me
Istagi: YOu can put it on my tail
SIN55: see I knew the label maker was a good idea!
jbarta: Laughingwill do
Istagi: Put it right under the, "do not hold in hand, place on hard level surface, light fuse and get away" warning sticker
NessySheep: *writes "wash with similar colours" label for istagi*
Istagi: can you add "towel dry" please

#196 (0) [X]

bruiser: nova levi has a story to tell you
NovaKat: Ooh! Story time! *leaps to storytime rug, looks this way and that for levi*
leviathan12: *takes seat by fireplace* Hi nova!
leviathan12: Ok, so, I was at work ( ) today, and I was out doing an interview...
NovaKat: *nod nods, listening*
Gert: ooh, new levi story *sits on couch arm*
leviathan12: And the house we went to, the guy had a kitten about a month old. It was peeking it's head around the door next to his foot looking at us all skeptical...
NovaKat: *gets wide-eyed*
sportsfan800: nova
leviathan12: After a minute it apparently decided that we were nice hoomans. So it mustered up it's courage, scampered out onto the porch a few feet in front of us, looked up, made a concentrating face, and went "MEEEEWWWWWWWW!"
leviathan12: Then it went back inside and continued looking at us from behind the guy's foot.
SweetMadness: Levi, oh my goodness, that is the most adorable thing ever.
Andres: kitten
NovaKat: *squees* awwwww!
leviathan12: We were both like .... *blink.. blink.. *
bruiser: love it!
bruiser: itty bitty guard kitty committee
Gert: aww, baby kitty
SweetMadness: bruiser,
Andres: dat's cheenyus Boo
leviathan12: I was thinking, "Did... did we just get denied entrance by a kitty?"
Gert: *wants a baby kitty *
Gert: haha
NovaKat: Exactly. It was probably trying to show you even though it was cute and friendly, it had a tough kitty side
Andres: well it wasn't hissing, so I'm not sure the meeyow should be read as a challenge?
bruiser: it say "Imma mess yoo up!"
Andres: by what, oofing on his shoe?

#195 (0) [X]

bruiser: oop, dryer, brb
NovaKat: I imagine bru's dryer as some sort of sentient machine that awakens on the weekends and begins roaming about her house bumper car style Big razz
kellybug: Laughing Eating piles of clothes and bluh'ing them out as it goes.
NovaKat: Laughing yes!
Jim_A: LaughingNova
bruiser: Laughing the washer shimmies sometimes Nova
bruiser: if only it would....then i wouldn't ahve to do anything, just throw the clothes in a pile for it
Jim_A: a dryer that eats clothes, Iiiiii Like It !
Jim_A: course that doesn't work unless his brother is a washing machine

#194 (0) [X]

bruiser: Rukia levi and i were talking about you last weekend

Rukia: oh? were gators somehow involved in the conversation

bruiser: several times when we drove by marshes...but no, we shared bacon and thought of you

Rukia: aww it's great that when people eat pork they think of me

NovaKat: nothing quite gives fond memories of friends like bacon.

#193 (2) [X]

Sockenfussel: *sings along*
Sockenfussel: *gets quizzical look from hubby*

#192 (3) [X]

02 Aug 10 - 22:28:39 > Jadedtitan: hi andres!! *shakes andres hand with white out*
> Andres: *looks at hand*
> Andres: *uses white-out-ed hand to make Orcish Saruman hand-print on face. rrrrrrr
> leviathan12: *hands bru a jagged iron sword and a picture of a halfling*
> bruiser: "I serve....Sarruuumaaaahhhhnn."
> bruiser: "FIND THE HALFLING!!"
> Andres: Say, I just realized. The vuvuzela was invented by orcs, wasn't it?
> leviathan12: *gives andres map of Fangorn Forrest with big 'X' in the middle*
> Jadedtitan: *gives andres a helmet*
> bruiser: *runs all day in the sunlight*
> leviathan12: It's very similar to the horn at Helm's Deep, only except for calling for help, it summons legions of emotionally unstable soccer fans to do the vuvuzeler's bidding.
> Andres: *starts to run into Fangorn Forest but is stopped and deeply confused by a sign that says "Keep Out. -Dumbledore" *
> NessySheep: and you can carry it much more easy...
> leviathan12: Dumbledore would sooooo kick Saruman's pasty white @$$
> Jadedtitan: dumbledore is alive
> sportsfan800: *tornado enters Fangore forest*
> bruiser: yes, he would.
> bruiser: *Ents actually move as the tornado rips by*
> bruiser: *Hellboy kicks Wormtongue's butt*
> NessySheep: *shelob and aragog sit down for a chat*
> sportsfan800: my precious!
> bruiser: *tiny underdeveloped Voldemort and Gollum admire each other's jewelry*
> Jadedtitan: we dont need any more spider babies!
> NessySheep: *dobby finds a new buddy in gollum*
> bruiser: *Frodo and Sam play Quidditch*
> leviathan12: *Gandalf casually reminds Dumbledore that his wand is bigger*
> bruiser: *Dumbledore smiles coquettishly*
> bruiser: *Hagrid and Tom Bombadil play cards*
> Andres: *locks Voldemort and Sauron in a room together after telling both of them that the other said he was going to kick his asp*
> leviathan12: *Neville's plants eat Aragorn's herbs*
> bruiser: *Snape and Boromir have words*
> NessySheep: *smaug tells norbert stories*
> bruiser: *McGonagal and Galadriel exchange recipes*
> bruiser: *Harry is sick of eating lembas bread for elevenses*
> Andres: *Harry Potter asks Galadriel out*
> leviathan12: *Gimli and Flitwick exchange "No, I'm taller's"*
> bruiser: *Ron asks Arwen out*
> bruiser: *Elrond winks at Umbridge across a crowded room*
> leviathan12: *Arwen snort-laughs, lets out long string of elvish profanity followed by "No"*
> NessySheep: *seamus blows up the ring*
> bruiser: *Hermione runs off to live in sin with Faramir*
> sportsfan800: ron and arwen? rofl
> leviathan12: *Gandalf facepalms, tells Hermione that if she corrects him one more time, he is going to feed her to the Balrog*
> bruiser: *Balrog runs off to live in sin with Buckbeak*
> bruiser: *Fudge and Theoden come to fisticuffs*
> leviathan12: *Snape and Wormtongue exchange conditioners and hair gels*
> NessySheep: *eowyn and hermoine talk about how they kick out the guys*
> bruiser: *Bellatrix flirts with Aragorn*
> leviathan12: *Legolas prances around Hogwarts castle looking pretty, until he is stopped by Umbridge and told to stop prancing*
> bruiser: *Peregrin Took falls into the Black Lake*
> NessySheep: *legolas talks with cedric about all the crazy teeny girls*
> bruiser: "EDUCATIONAL DECREE No. 18 - No Prancing in the Corridors! by order of Dolores Umbridge, Hogwarts High Inquisitor"
> bruiser: *Gandalf says "Fool of a Took!" and fishes him out"
> Andres: *Legolas finds himself strangely drawn to Dumbledore and wonders why he keeps opening closet doors and winking knowingly at him*
> leviathan12: *Aragorn retreats and stabs wildly, mistaking Bellatrix for Mrs. Gollum... or a fairly attractive orc*
> bruiser: *Sam sees himself with Rosie Cotton in the Mirror of Erised*
> bruiser: *Wormtail serves Sauron breakfast in bed*
> leviathan12: *Luna Lovegood's thestral intimidates Shadowfax*
> bruiser: *the King of the Dead invites Dementors to dinner*
> leviathan12: *Aragorn steps into Room of Requirement, finds only endless hallway of showers*
> bruiser: *The back of Quirrel's head causes all the leaves to fall off the White Tree*
> bruiser: *Butterbur closes Prancing Pony; reopens under new name as Hogs' Head*
> bruiser: *serves a drink named after him*
> leviathan12: *Whomping Willow sees White Tree of Gondor, soft violin music plays, hearts float in air, Treebeard whacks Whompy for looking at his lady*
> bruiser: *Draco Malfoy woos Rosie Cotton away from Sam with baubles; Sam challenges him to a duel*
> bruiser: *Ringwraith starts dating Moaning Myrtle*
> leviathan12: *After approximately 9 minutes, Ringwraith gives Myrtle the "It's not you, it's me" speech, ha5 uls rear back to Mordor where it's safe*
> NessySheep: wanna post it in the chat log bru ?
> bruiser: some people aren't finished yet
> leviathan12: Ok, I'm done now.

#190 (1) [X]

bruiser: good plan ness. what's on the menu?
NessySheep: bread and water Eek *feels like in prison* Laughing
leviathan12: *hands nessy a folded orange jumpsuit, closes heavy metal door*
bruiser: next time you go out nessy, get some fruit
NessySheep: Laughing i have orange pyjamas levi
leviathan12: Eek So you ARE in prison...
Andres: thank goodness the orange pajamas weren't an answer to Boo's recommendation.

#189 (-1) [X]

NessySheep: did you people watch the first Xmen movie ?
NessySheep: they are fighting ON mrs libberty, on her head
bruiser: someone fighting in liberty's head?
bruiser: *calls a giant psychiatrist for miss liberty*