#20 (13) [X]

bentoons: Queen Armand, ruler of the night and goddess of darkness. Kneel before ZOD!
Armand: Kneel befor who??
bentoons: Zod, the villain in Superman II? evil villians from the planet Krypton?
Armand: sorry I won't kneel befor people I don't know...! He can kneel befor me
genericdragon: that's the spirit Armand.
bentoons: if Zod tells you to do something you better
Armand: I wont!!! He can kneel befor me or I will ground him for two weeks...!!
bentoons: ooooh I'm telling on you
Armand: That's it! Zod, go to your room and take bentoons with you...!!!
Armand: Don't roll your eyes at me Zod!
Francel: Whoa! Arm's being bossy now

#19 (0) [X]

Armand: My english i bad!
Armand: Se, I missed an "s"
Cal: lol, and now an 'e'
Cal: dont worry I suck in english writing too, but that is because I am too lazy to proofread

#18 (0) [X]

Armand: Hyperspaceheroicewok
istagi: well they are realy tall, about a foot and a half. completely naked except covered with purple fur and they make a sound like a dripping faucet

#17 (1) [X]

rebeccabutterfly: in texas, there is no real need to wear a long jacket anywhere anytime for any reson except to hide firearms. so maybe thats why i dont like them.
rebeccabutterfly: or maybe its because in movies, all villans wear them.

#16 (1) [X]

istagi: Frodo if I can play football for Notre Dame you can make it up this hill.

#15 (3) [X]

Rustyfourbears: pete, you keep vanishing quicker than a michael jackson lawsuit.
Rustyfourbears: pete, you are popping in and out more than janet jacksons right breast

#13 (18) [X]

esparvel: am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me -
esparvel: and we all could use more calm in our lives. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
esparvel: and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
esparvel: some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
esparvel: You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.

#12 (8) [X]

JohnWilliamsFan: ...i'm back from looking for my dog...eating lunch now

#11 (19) [X]

AK-Mal_Owner: Actualy, I'd rather be a palentologost than an archeologist.
Chandler: So you'd rather be Ross than Indiana Jones?

#10 (16) [X]

treebob: Either my baby is trying to use the force or he is putting his hands out for me to pick him up