#86 (2) [X]

(Mortal Kombat Techno plays over radio)
stonehands: i challenge you all to MORTAL KOMBAT
Obi-son: *grabs co-worker and bangs his head on desk in tempo of music*
Obi-son: (posts link of picture of a wombat)
stonehands: poor guy, just checkin his email
Chucknorris: (posts link of picture of a jackalope-wombat)
Darth-Bobba: AHHH Jackalope!!
Darth-Bobba: LOOK OUT!! It's gonna charge!!
Darth-Bobba: *wets pants out of fear of the deadly jackalope*
Lieserl: bobba's soiled the chat!
Darth-Bobba: WHERE!!!
Lieserl: *points to puddle on the chat floor*
Darth-Bobba: *wets Lieserl's pants*
tjoe: *slips on wet floor running into chat*
Lieserl: *rubs Bobba's nose in it to teach him not to do it again, like a puppy*
Lieserl: wets *my* pants??!!
Darth-Bobba: *turns and wets on TJ* you look left out
Darth-Bobba: *wets everywhere!!*
Darth-Bobba: *whamo water whip style*
Darth-Bobba: I had asperagoose!
Darth-Bobba: I forgot to wear my rubber pants today
Lieserl: *still giggling over "whamo water whip style"*
Darth-Bobba: thats right.... I have of em going all at once. medical oddity. 4 of them that is
genericdragon: bobba did you drink hormone infused milk?
Darth-Bobba: hey who wants an egg salad sandwich? I made it with my own 2 hands.
Chucknorris: before or after the wetting?
Darth-Bobba: during
sunshinegirl: Darth - what else do you use?
Darth-Bobba: Guess
Darth-Bobba: there's a little bit of me in every bite
Darth-Bobba: I even gave it my stamp of approval
vader_76: We need a hazmat team to the chat room pronto
vader_76: there's eggs and pee everywhere