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Capt_Rochard: *crackle* Tower SST, this is flight 14227 requesting clearance for landing. Over.
Dragonel: Flight 14227 - please recite your 74 digit access code and prepare your credit card for activation
Lennie2020: Flight 14227--runway is cleared for landing...
Capt_Rochard: Uh, roger that tower, access code is as follows: 646848631.053415.1sdfg5.df18531085384f348t8h4t8348643438b468t1dr834vr68r4183th4rt38h4b83s4b. Over
Capt_Rochard: Roger that tower, proceeding to land on runway 14Left..... descending on glide path.....
Dragonel: shhhh Lennie, play this right and we can get a nice large donation out of the Capt
masked_platypus: Capt_Rochard- now, sing it!
Lennie2020: proceed with landing instructions for Flight 14227, Dragonel
Dragonel: Capt - just need you to swipe your credit card here - you'll have to do a low-level pass across the runway, then lean out of your window at the correct time
Capt_Rochard: Altitude 50feet..... 30 fett.... 15 feet..... 5.... and *tires squeal* Applying brakes.....
Capt_Rochard: Uh, sorry abnout that tower, got caught in a sudden downdraft upon CC approach...
Capt_Rochard: you'll have to catch me at the gate
Dragonel:*sends out the truck to chain up the plane until all fees are paid*
Dragonel: Sure Capt, just come visit the tower with your credit card anytime you want to leave
Capt_Rochard: *pulls up to gate 1a* .... *hopps out and heads for the bar* ....
-ChrisL-: joins Capt at the bar, and buys him a beer....tx for the flight cappy
Capt_Rochard: *takes a big swig* Anytime...
Capt_Rochard: Dragonell - I have that card for you! *hands over ChrisL card
Capt_Rochard: *hands over ChrisL's card*
-ChrisL-: Races Capt to plane* Uhh...Tower, how do I start this thing?*
Capt_Rochard: Good luck! Drops keys in to the "drunk tank" with the other keys.....
-ChrisL-: and to think I bought you a beer!
ChrisL-: now I'm stuck in DULOC *Shrek - DULOC song now plays
Lennie2020: laughing
-ChrisL-: Lennie....this is all your fault...you handed control to Dragon!
Capt_Rochard:laughing
Lennie2020: I did not hand control over to Dragonel
Capt_Rochard: Wait!? DULOC?! Craaaap.... I'm supposed to be in Timbucktu!.... *starts digging through the keys*...
Dragonel: *swipes Chrisl several times* - sorry Capt, your card's not going through
-ChrisL-: I wonder what THIS button does!
ChrisL-: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/56358932/Photodisc
Dragonel: *starts winding the giant rubber band on the takeoff system*
-ChrisL-: Uh oH>>>>>Tower you got some instructions here?
Dragonel: Tower to Flight 14227 - just don't touch that Power button ....... I repeat Don't Touch the ..... oh, too late
Capt_Rochard: *watches as ChrisL hits the eject button* ... oooh... so that's what that button does... cool. *sips beer*
-ChrisL-: *hits head on the way out* OUCH!@
Capt_Rochard: Dragonell -- try turning the card around... you've gopt it backwards.. the strips goes to the LEFT....
Dragonel: Well of course the stripe goes to the left ..... *pauses, looks at letters on the backs of her mittens* ..... Oh, THAT left.
Dragonel: *turns card around & swipes it perfectly*, Let's see, landing fee $16 ,....
Dragonel: beers $254
Dragonel: unauthorised attempted takeoff by unauthorised pilot .... priceless *Home Improvement TV Theme plays*