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esparvel: am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me -
esparvel: and we all could use more calm in our lives. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
esparvel: and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
esparvel: some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
esparvel: You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.