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 masked_platypus 
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:53 am Post subject: |
 
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"I have to push the button?" asked Lucky amazed. "Which... Oh, I see it, now."
Without more thinking, he tried to push it. Suddenly, the plant groes bigger and bigger and bigger. And, was that really teeth and claws he saw on the leaves?
The huge plant began to swallow anything that was near, dangerous people, innocent passer-by, policemen... until there was left noone, except Lucky himself.
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"Well, that wasn't exactly how I thought to finish this story, but I suppose I have to say thank you" he asked to noone.
And this is the end for this one. Let me some time and I'll put the whole story.
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masked_platypus
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:11 am Post subject: |
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Here's the result of the this story:
To add more fun, here are keywords the writers had to use:
alien_avatar : rabbit
gert : pink
masked_platypus : cookie
Gert
Lucky the Clown was having a rather unlucky day. Not only did his car break down in the middle of car wash (while in full clown-garb, without cell reception), he was now three hours late for his 9pm party gig. He suspected he was mis-hired for a bachelorette party, but these days money was money, no matter how skinny and hairy you were.
Lucky's survival now depended on breaking free of the car and the surrounding dangerous machinery. He knew he'd get strange looks for his appearance, but as it was nearing midnight, it did not bother him.
mister_mouse
As he staggered drunkenly away, all he could think of was getting home and making sure that Sam hadn't found the papers. He hailed a passing taxi and prayed silently in the backseat all the way back to his flat. He fumbled with the keys in haste and finally managed to open his door.
Lucky breathed a sigh of relief at finding the envelope still under his mattress. But, the next instant, he heard the unmistakable sound of a gun cocking. "Hand it over, Lucky. Slowly"
masked_platypus
"It's only a bill. A gaz bill, ma'am" lucky answered. "Let me pay it for you, then" said the woman, and she grabbed the letter.
Lucky had no choice. He let her have it, but run out of the house, cause she may have orders to kill him. Hopefully, he heard no more detonation.
"That was a big mistake, not to kill me" he said under his teeth, while he took the gun he always had hidden in his car.
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He stepped out of the car and into the rain. Pulling up the collar of his rain coat and making sure his fedora was on straight, he started walking down the sidewalk. He began to wonder what in the world had been going through Sam's head when she pulled that stunt. Clearly she hadn't been thinking. Lucky stopped suddenly. "Or..." he thought to himself. "Some one has been controlling her. Controlling me!" He cursed at himself and the situation. There was only one who knew his weaknesses. Only one who would dare.
Lucky looked up to the clouds, and raising his fist in defiance yelled "KHAAAAAAAN!"
Gert
Lucky felt the surge of power rush through him as he did this, which cause him to sprout a magnificent silver mullet (and knocked off his large, red squeaky nose), the likes of which no mortal shall ever again see. The force of the insta-hair transformation cleared the landscape for a half-mile in all directions. His yell morphed into a fierce roar!
No longer was he his old self... Ykcul the Terrible was born. As his rage grew, his hair began to grow uncontrollably into tall pink spikes and his muscles swelled to four times their normal size. Light of the same color poured forth from him as his roars became ever more terrifying and ear-piercing.
masked_platypus
Meanwhile, in Santa Fe, Lucia was telling to Julian "I'm really, really sorry..."
But for now, Ykcul the Terrible found himself in rage. More than that, he was hungry. So, he ran to the first shop he found, exploded the doors, and grabbed the first thing eatable he could find
"Freeze and drop your cookie on the ground!" yelled a policeman behind him.
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Lucky was instantly encased in a two inch thick layer of ice. He couldn't move, he couldn't breathe, but worst of all, he couldn't get to his cookie! All he could do was wait there frozen, immobilized, while the entire police force was set to work with chisels and mallets to break the ice. One enterprising officer set to work on the hand with the cookie, and of course, once it was finally chipped free, there was no stopping Officer McGee from devouring the gooey choc-chip-with-a-hint-of-kahlua-swirl cookie supreme.
After a couple of hours of hard work on the part of the cops, Lucky was finally freed... Only to be promptly handcuffed, dumped into the back-seat of a squad-car and taken down to the nearest precinct.
NightHawkFan01
Lucky sat in his cell. He had used his one phone call to call the one person he knew he could trust to not trust - Sam. Lucky had stepped on a lot of feet in his career, many of them bail bondsmen. They weren't usually so quick or happy to bail him out. Still he was sure that Sam would be able to find some greenhorn that didn't know of Lucky to post bail.
"Lucky!" a voice shouted. He looked up and saw Sam standing there. "Usually I find you in front of a bar, not behind them." Lucky honked his nose in reply. "C'mon, let's get you outta here."
They returned to Lucky's office. As he hung up his rainbow fro, and took off his nose, Sam made herself comfortable on the sofa. "We need to talk," she said.
"Ha!" he said, "You tried to kill me tonight."
"That was business. This is personal. We can't keep going on like this. I need some one who can take life seriously."
"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME! How is that not serious?"
Suddenly the lights in the office went out. A scream could be heard, cut short by a loud gun shot. Lucky could hear the sound of movement. A moment later, the lights came back on.
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"You again!" Lucky growled exasperatedly. "Haven't you messed up my life enough as it is?!!"
The woman Sam stood in the middle of the office, breathing heavily. The gun in her hand was twitching from one corner of the place to the next.
"I swear I saw that rabbit," she hissed, "that white, fluffy rabbit with evil, pink-glowing eyes!"
Lucky stared at her. "You... shot at some rabbit?"
"Not some rabbit! What do you think I am, crazy?? That was Ittyfluffzor, the terrible Lord of the Overbites!! I'd recognize him anywhere!"
Suddenly Sam screeched and started firing wildly at something under one of the desks.
"Arm yourself, Lucky!" Sam shouted over the noisy gunfire. "Shoot! Defend your world! Get his bushy tail!!!"
Gert
The clown shook his head violently, as if to rid himself of the unbelievable sight, as his enemy morphed into a six-foot tall squirrel. The giant beady eyes gleamed a murderous red, and razor-sharp claws were of no little concern to Lucky. Trembling mightily, Lucky managed to lift his weapon and took aim... only to find it had become a ficus plant.
"How am I supposed to defeat a giant furry dude with a PLANT?!", Lucky demanded of his benefactor.
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"I have to push the button?" asked Lucky amazed. "Which... Oh, I see it, now."
Without more thinking, he tried to push it. Suddenly, the plant groes bigger and bigger and bigger. And, was that really teeth and claws he saw on the leaves?
The huge plant began to swallow anything that was near, dangerous people, innocent passer-by, policemen... until there was left noone, except Lucky himself.
"Well, that wasn't exactly how I thought to finish this story, but I suppose I have to say thank you" he asked to noone.
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 mister_mouse
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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 Gert- You are so right about the bad LSD trip!
Lucky the clown with a fedora!!
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 Gert
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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Uh oh, I call shenanigans on NightHawk- you took a peek at the clown part in spoilers!
Yes. I was hoping someone would come up with an action-movie-worthy escape from the car scene, but Lucky getting drunk and just walking out of there is just as funny. The fedora is made that much funnier in my mind, as I see it precariously perched atop the pink Super-Sayan spikes. Also great: random Santa Fe. This was grittier... hahaha, I actually need a little time to absorb this. |
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NightHawkFan01
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, well, I hadn't originally anticipating on replying the second time when I snuck a peak.
Dang... I still have my random object I never used... maybe on the next one.
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masked_platypus
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Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:55 am Post subject: |
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Anyone ready for a fourth story?
Spoiler: | Everything was perfect on this quiet day. The sun was shining in a clear blue sky, and a soft wind was just perfect to cool the heat. The birds were playing cards on the trees. The cow was eating for the third time the same grass. Ducks were kwacking in the pool. So, why Finny the rabbit was so worried? |
"I'm sure something terrible is going to happen" thought Finny the rabbit while all the animals were starting the happy song.
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Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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It didn't take Finny very long to find the source. He looked across the pet shop and spotted the hypno-toad. "Dangit! He's doing it again. Why does it always seem like he gets his way with everything?"
The hypno-toad stared back, eyes changing color. What the hypno-toad did not know, however was the Finny was deaf. Despite those long velvety ears, he was as deaf as a rock. This meant that Finny was impervious to the hypno-sound the hypno-toad was generating.
On one hand, Finny was glad he wasn't susceptible to the hypno-toad's shenanigans, on the other hand, everyone looked so happy. For about 15 seconds. That's when it started to go wrong. The animals turned towards him, snearing. Out of the corner of his eye, Finny could see the hypno-toad smirking.
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"I'm sure something terrible is going to happen" thought Finny as all the animals stopped singing the happy song. |
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masked_platypus
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Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:09 am Post subject: |
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It begins great!
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Spoiler: | Black clouds began to furiously rush in over the skies above them, roiling and pulsing as if it were signaling the end of world. All other sound was negated, as horrendous crashes of lightning and falling trees slammed into the ground, and a foul, dread wind threatened to blow each end every single forest critter to the ends of the earth. |
"I KNEW something terrible was going to happen!" thought Finny while all the other animals held on to any anchor they could, as the wicked gales brought ever-increasing sheets of horizontal rain.
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Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Spoiler: | Finny shut his eyes tightly as freezing rain hit him from all sides. "I didn't sign up for this!" he thought, thinking lovingly about his warm bed back home. He was brought out of his day dream when a slightly cross eyed and snaggle-toothed shark appeared above the raging waves. "Well well...looks like dinner time for me!!" |
Looking at the others with a look of dread, Finny cried, "What do we do now??!"
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:11 am Post subject: |
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Spoiler: It was worse than everything he has feared in his worse nightmare! Worse than the end of the known world! Worse than the day his momma has caught him trying to jump on a boat!
He screamed again and again and again. And when his throat began to hurt, he sobbed. |
"Why don't you just eat some grass?" suggested Pamela the cow.
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Spoiler: "What use is that?! Unless... it's super modified, genetically enhanced grass that will endow me with a spectacular range of superpowers! Yeah! That might work! Lets go down to the local food'n'veg store and get some."
And so they all trooped down to the shop, (where a very surprised shop keeper discovered that his store could squeeze in a cow, a rabbit, two pigs, a horse, three pigeons, a coupla ferrets, an earwig, a bonsai elephant and a beetle). |
'Ahem", said Finny, "could we please have two cans of...you know." At which they got a even more bewildered look from the shop keeper. "You know- nudge nudge, wink, wink, you know what I mean.."
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masked_platypus
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:29 am Post subject: |
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Anyone for following this interesting story?
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Spoiler: | "Oh, yes, of course." The shopkeeper replied, as he quickly reached under the counter and placed the items in a brown paper bag. Setting the bag on the counter for Finny, he asked, "Will that be all? That will be seven butternuts, please." |
"But I don't have that many butternuts!" Finny exclaimed. How was he ever going to pay for all that canned stuff?! |
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masked_platypus
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There was only one thing to do. "Stay here I come back at once" said Finny to the shop keeper He ran to the farm and asked all the animals to help him. Then, back in the shop, he asked the keeper if they could pay him with a song |
And then, once again, the animals start to sing the happy song.
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