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the mozster
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Thu Oct 30, 2003 4:47 pm Post subject: How Legolas Won His Woman Over |
 
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I was wondering if this resembles the truth about our dear old Lego. hmmmm.... I say it's the truth.
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 Cocles
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LOL, oh man... |
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Legolas
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graywolf
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Ok so this thread reminded me of an old blonde joke. It's just a joke people so don't go getting all preachy on me about stereotypes and what not.
A blonde brunette and a redhead go in for a job interview. First, the brunette is called in. Now, she's a smart girl, she is, and answers all of her questions effortlessly and impresses the interviewers no end. Eventually, they get to the final question, and apologise for its inherent stupidity, but say that they're required to ask it anyway. So they ask the girl 'How many D's are in Indiana?' She doesn't hesitate an instant before answering smartly - 'One'. She's correct, and so they shake hands with a promise to let her know if anything comes up.
In goes the redhead. Like the brunette before her, she also has a lot of grey matter in her head, and efforlessly answers all questions. Again, the last question comes up and she gives the smae answer as the first girl did, with the same result - a firm handshake and both parties continue on their ways.
Now it's the blondes turn. She answers all of the questions politely, and without any hindrance whatsoever. But it comes to the last question. 'How many D's are there in Indiana?' She stops. She thinks. She counts fingers. Eventually she borrows a pen and a calculator and begins tapping out a series of calculations, all to the bemused looks of the interviewers.
Finally, after fifteen full minutes go by, she has an answer. '145', she says. Stunned, the interviewers ask 'How did you get that?' Without a moments pause she rattles off (to the tune of Indiana Jones):
da da da daaaaa, da da daaaaaaaa, da da da daaaaa, da da daaaaaaa...... |
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gecko
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Dude, Graywolf. I can't believe I read that joke. Please give me those minutes of my life back. Next time you tell us a joke, please make it less than a paragraph. Unless it is REALLY REALLY GOOD. Or about Cocles. |
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jk2silly 
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| Legolas wrote: |
| More like FUNKGASM! WOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOO! |
So just what are you saying here Lego?  Sounds to me like Mozzy has you dead to rights and you are admiting it. 
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Obi-son
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Location: Winchester,Va, USA
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lol damn funny i must say. yes damn funny indeed.
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