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Caray
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Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:02 am Post subject: Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in |
 
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This, of course, is NOT pouring oil on open fire.  Not at all. The thought didn't even hover near my mind.
10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
 After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
5) One word: lightsabers.
4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
3) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
2) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
1) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
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 Cocles
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Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:07 am Post subject: |
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My favorite is "2)"... LOL |
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Caliburn
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Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:10 am Post subject: |
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| My favorite is "2)"... LOL |
lol indeed |
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Obi-son
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Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:23 am Post subject: |
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yes how true! #2
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JERIC 
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Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:17 am Post subject: |
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That's was funny! Any trekies out there have a rebuddle? That would be interesting to see too.
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 FrozenHan
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Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:38 am Post subject: |
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Tee hee hee,
Where are all the Trekkies to defend their honor?
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Cocles
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Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Lurking... laughing every morning at you kids mis-quoting Star Wars.  |
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Patje
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Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:34 am Post subject: |
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 Very good.
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FrozenHan
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Fri Oct 03, 2003 9:12 am Post subject: |
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Who's misquoting Star Wars? It could not be I
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Wolf
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Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:38 am Post subject: |
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LOL!! very nice Caray!! *still laughing* #2 is good but I like #9 as well.
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jk2silly
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Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| Cocles wrote: |
| Lurking... laughing every morning at you kids mis-quoting Star Wars. |
Oh too true Mr. C. Too true.
I almost choked on #2 and # 9.
Brava caray!
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