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Caray
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Joined: Oct 17, 2002
Member#: 243
Posts: 408
Location: France
    
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Thu Apr 17, 2003 8:48 am Post subject: D&D rules of war |
 
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If the enemy is in sight, you are in sight of the enemy
Always give way to enemy fire
Do not go for the Hero look, it attracts bullets
The easy road is the often full of traps
Try to look small and unimportant, the ennemy may be short of arrows
The professionals are easy to anticipate, it's the amateurs who are dangerous
The ennemy will attack only : when you are ready
When you are not ready
Team work is essential, the enemy has more targets to chose from
If your attack is going as planned, you are walking right into an ambush
Don't shoot first, it irritates the people around you
The only thing more efficient than ennemy fire is friendly fire
If it's stupid and it works… it's not stupid
If you're not sure, empty your quiver
Don't share your manhole with someone braver than you
Everything you do can kill you, even if you do nothing
A medal of Bravery only means that you were intelligent enough to think up a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive it.
Don't be first, don't be last, and never volonteer.
5 seconds fuses only last 3 seconds
If you see someone running, shoot
If you see someone shooting, run
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Wolf
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Joined: Mar 06, 2002
Member#: 16
Posts: 448
Location: Right behind you...
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Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:01 am Post subject: |
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 ROFLMAO!!!!
I love it! Reminds me a bit ofthe Art of War of Sun Tzu written in a crazier way. 
Thx Caray!
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gecko
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Joined: Mar 02, 2002
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Posts: 394
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Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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How is this D&D? Half of them are old Murphy's laws. :P |
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 Hart
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Location: Austin, Texas
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Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Damn Caray!....your avatar makes me drool! Anyone fill the coveted cabin boy position yet? Just curious....
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"Now, listen up you primitive screwheads!" "This is my BOOM STICK, you got THAT!" |
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Caray
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Member#: 243
Posts: 408
Location: France
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Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Yes, Murphy is a universal law working in all universes. Those rules derives from all those unlucky enough to realise it.
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Caray
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Location: France
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Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:12 am Post subject: |
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Hart,
Not yet, no. I think the whip frighten them. 
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Hart
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Location: Austin, Texas
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Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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It's my lucky day ! I'm moving to France then! Seriously, Nice avatar! How have you been? PM me if you get a chance.
I have been gone so long I have no idea what has been happening......
Hart
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